Showing posts with label school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label school. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2009

Fun times at School

So... As many know I'm going to school to be a Medical Assistant... What you don't know, when we start doing back office work, we have to practice on each other... Like shots, temp, urine samples, the whole 9 yards... Knowing this I signed up for the class.. Well yesterday, I voluntered to get an EKG done. (Don't ask what it stands for, cuz I have no clue) (It has something to do with your heart) Well to do this in class, they have you totally shirtless... Yes... SHIRTLESS.... But get this.... I had pasties on... I know what your thinking... Oh did you have hearts, stars, or beer mugs?? The answer to that my friend is no... I had gaus, with medical tape... Hot, right??? I'm thinking of inventing a new brand of pastes! I think they will be a hot item...

So, now I'm laying on the exam table.. with my pastys, and my open paper shirt... that covers nothing.. Guess who get to put all the little sticky things on me so they can hook me up to a machine... The BIGGEST GAY guy ever!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

I might get shanked!

Thats right.. I might get shanked from Getto girl at school...

Some people you can just look at and know, they are Getto... that they are living off the state.. that you and I pay for them.. and they have no intentions of getting off the state.. They are dead beats...

One of the girls in my class, is this girl... Getto girl... Oh, and did I mention that she looks like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons???? Yep, you heard me right, she looks like a big ass Sasquash..

Well, last Thursday we had a mid term... Getto girl started going off and yelling and screaming... I've been tired of the way this girl is, so I said, Seriously how about we be quite... she kept on going on, so I said it again... The next thing I know, I hear Getto girl, "Oh, no she didn't!" "Oh she bes not be talkn' to me" She knew damn well, I was talking to her.. She just kept on going on and on and on...

Duh you dumb ass.. Your the loudest person in class.... and the most getto one at that... sitting there talking about the tracks in your hair.. about getting your moneys worth from your current weave.. You know what they say.. The bigger the "O" the bigger the HOE... And those hoops, they touch your shoulder.. Now, what does that say about you???

I know one thing is for sure, Getto girl is not touch my arms when we start learning how to take blood.. For.get.that.shit!

On a happier note.. My Mid term grade was...... Drum roll please......... at 96%!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Too much??

I'm going to be taking on quite a bit of stuff here in the next coming months.

1. Moving
2. Cleaning both apartments
3. Down sizing alot of my shiz
4. Trying to make some money by having a garage sale
5. Tball Coach
6. Ben comes home
7. School starts
8. My lame attempt at this sucky ass job that I have.
9. Working out
10. Baby showers for Both sisters.
11. Sisters having babies!

Some people say that I'm taking on too much. The main parts being: work, school, Tball Coach, working out, and having Ben home. I think everything will work out ok. Because if you look at it in the long run, I only work about 36 hours a week. School will be 5 days a week, T ball coaching will be on Tuesday nights practice, and Saturday morning games. And time with Ben will be every free minute I have.. Even if it is cooking dinner together, or falling a sleep with him. Not to metion schooling is only for 9 months, and t ball is for a couple of months. This busy schedule isn't going to last forever, and I know that. So I just have to keep from going crazy here in the next couple of month. So if I call anyone crying because I'm stressed out... You all know why!