More Drawings from the Bestie

So.. My bestie has graced us all with another great picture! This on is of her unborne child.. Named Mexi Nugget! If you are wondering, yes, this is her last ultra sound! hahaha..

PS Bestie is the next Pasco! Or DaVinchi... Shes the great!

My bestie is the best!

When I'm having stressfull days like today, I get this.... Which is awesome! That is why bestie is the best!

Fun times at School

So... As many know I'm going to school to be a Medical Assistant... What you don't know, when we start doing back office work, we have to practice on each other... Like shots, temp, urine samples, the whole 9 yards... Knowing this I signed up for the class.. Well yesterday, I voluntered to get an EKG done. (Don't ask what it stands for, cuz I have no clue) (It has something to do with your heart) Well to do this in class, they have you totally shirtless... Yes... SHIRTLESS.... But get this.... I had pasties on... I know what your thinking... Oh did you have hearts, stars, or beer mugs?? The answer to that my friend is no... I had gaus, with medical tape... Hot, right??? I'm thinking of inventing a new brand of pastes! I think they will be a hot item...

So, now I'm laying on the exam table.. with my pastys, and my open paper shirt... that covers nothing.. Guess who get to put all the little sticky things on me so they can hook me up to a machine... The BIGGEST GAY guy ever!

Attack of Getto Girl~

Thats right.. Getto girl attacked.... Again!

This time she cornered Elise.. A fellow classmate that I sit by.. More or Less partner in crime! Well started going off on Elise, how the only people she talks badly about is our group... More or less, just Elise and I... Because get this.. We filp dirty looks at the girl..

1st off I'm in flipn high school, and I don't like to be reffered to as groups/ clicks... What the F*ck ever girl... Your Getto Ass, resorts to grouping... Of course.. Welfare Dependent... I'm paying for your ass to go to school, and I can bearly afford me!

2nd of all.... I stopped looking at you wayyyyyyy long time ago, for the simple reason, I can get Harry and the Hendersons out of my head.. I want to laugh each time I see you.. Or hear you speak with your lisp... Plus the evil looks you give me, I can't handle them... So I try at all cost NOT to look at you... Your too much of a joke.

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3rd of all... (I don't have one) (just thought it sounded good)

Sissors + Maddy = OH NO!

Well... My niece Maddy taught my sister a lession. Never leave her alone with sissors. She proved all it takes is one second, to grab the sissors and cut your own hair. Heather turned her back to make a phone call to pay a bill, you know the responsible thing to do, and came back to find my niece with her head bent over, and her hair missing... Heather asked her if she cut her hair, and she lied.. "No mom! I didn't!" So she asked Maddy where she put the hair... She just left it on the bench.. didn't even try and hide it... So what's Heather do? Grab her husbands buzzer, and tells Maddy, okay, come here, lets fix it! It was sooooo funny listening to her on the phone.. She was crying.. She knew what she did... I have picts, just wait! My lab top is down, has been for a couple of days... Grrrr

Pulling an Ashlee... is Lucky!

Way back a while ago, I worked with one of my Besties.. Ashlee. One day she comes in and said I put my underware on inside out.. From that day forward, it has been known as pulling an Ashlee!

So now any time you put your undies on inside out, just say, I pulled an Ashlee... Well the other day, or should I say the weekend that I was all sorts of clumys.. I pulled the ultimite Ashlee. I went to school with my scrubs COMPELTLY INSIDE out... I didn't even notice it, until I was at school... It wasn't until I felt the seems and was like this doesn't feel right... Thats because DUH.. It wasn't! I like to argue and say, well I was in a hurry.. But I wasn't... I was taking my sweet as time... I was just pulling an Ashlee.

Well Yesterday while at work, I was telling a fellow co-worker, what I did.. and she tells me, "you know thats lucky, right? Anytime you put your underware on inside out, its supposed to be lucky.. And well, you put your pants on inside out, so you must have been really lucky that day!"

I took a moment and pondered this.... I no longer have to feel like a door knob, when pulling an Ashlee, cuz its Lucky... Just imagine, all those times you've pulled an Ashlee and you didn't realize it, you must of needed the luck that day!

Sad News

In sad news.... Ethil, the fish has passed away... I came home yesterday, after being gone all weekend, to find her facing upside down and stuck to the filter... I only cried for a minute before I flushed her... Then I called my sister to tell her the sad news... She told me to flush the other one... and leave it in the toilet for Amanda. It would have been funny! But I didn't do it...

Heather has had some obession with flushing my fish.. She was only too happy to have one of them die!