Besties in the park

Today, I bring you another picture, from DeVinchi Aka Ashlee! Since the weather has been nice she has decided to draw us a picture in the park.. I just don't know where she gets her talents from, but they are quite amazing if I do say so myself.

Last night I showed these great drawings to the BF, and he said that we have too much time on our hands.. Phhhsssss, right! We just like to let our creative juices flow!

Harry Potter

WAS NOT GOOD... Ben and I went and seen it on Friday night at the drive in's... But I totally do not reccomend wasting your time and seeing this movie... it was a let down, compaired to the book....

BUT! The drive in's are totally worth going to see, you get to see two moves at the price of $15.00 for two people.. for two movies! And they the latest and greatest! Just bring your own snacks because those like the movie theaters, cost an arm and a leg... The first time Ben and I went, we orginally had a water, a soda, and like 3 candys.. with $15 smackaroo's.. well, we walked out with only the two drinks and 1 candy... and they only take cash.. No debt or credit

More Drawings from the Bestie

So.. My bestie has graced us all with another great picture! This on is of her unborne child.. Named Mexi Nugget! If you are wondering, yes, this is her last ultra sound! hahaha..

PS Bestie is the next Pasco! Or DaVinchi... Shes the great!

My bestie is the best!

When I'm having stressfull days like today, I get this.... Which is awesome! That is why bestie is the best!

Fun times at School

So... As many know I'm going to school to be a Medical Assistant... What you don't know, when we start doing back office work, we have to practice on each other... Like shots, temp, urine samples, the whole 9 yards... Knowing this I signed up for the class.. Well yesterday, I voluntered to get an EKG done. (Don't ask what it stands for, cuz I have no clue) (It has something to do with your heart) Well to do this in class, they have you totally shirtless... Yes... SHIRTLESS.... But get this.... I had pasties on... I know what your thinking... Oh did you have hearts, stars, or beer mugs?? The answer to that my friend is no... I had gaus, with medical tape... Hot, right??? I'm thinking of inventing a new brand of pastes! I think they will be a hot item...

So, now I'm laying on the exam table.. with my pastys, and my open paper shirt... that covers nothing.. Guess who get to put all the little sticky things on me so they can hook me up to a machine... The BIGGEST GAY guy ever!

Attack of Getto Girl~

Thats right.. Getto girl attacked.... Again!

This time she cornered Elise.. A fellow classmate that I sit by.. More or Less partner in crime! Well started going off on Elise, how the only people she talks badly about is our group... More or less, just Elise and I... Because get this.. We filp dirty looks at the girl..

1st off I'm in flipn high school, and I don't like to be reffered to as groups/ clicks... What the F*ck ever girl... Your Getto Ass, resorts to grouping... Of course.. Welfare Dependent... I'm paying for your ass to go to school, and I can bearly afford me!

2nd of all.... I stopped looking at you wayyyyyyy long time ago, for the simple reason, I can get Harry and the Hendersons out of my head.. I want to laugh each time I see you.. Or hear you speak with your lisp... Plus the evil looks you give me, I can't handle them... So I try at all cost NOT to look at you... Your too much of a joke.

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3rd of all... (I don't have one) (just thought it sounded good)

Sissors + Maddy = OH NO!

Well... My niece Maddy taught my sister a lession. Never leave her alone with sissors. She proved all it takes is one second, to grab the sissors and cut your own hair. Heather turned her back to make a phone call to pay a bill, you know the responsible thing to do, and came back to find my niece with her head bent over, and her hair missing... Heather asked her if she cut her hair, and she lied.. "No mom! I didn't!" So she asked Maddy where she put the hair... She just left it on the bench.. didn't even try and hide it... So what's Heather do? Grab her husbands buzzer, and tells Maddy, okay, come here, lets fix it! It was sooooo funny listening to her on the phone.. She was crying.. She knew what she did... I have picts, just wait! My lab top is down, has been for a couple of days... Grrrr

Pulling an Ashlee... is Lucky!

Way back a while ago, I worked with one of my Besties.. Ashlee. One day she comes in and said I put my underware on inside out.. From that day forward, it has been known as pulling an Ashlee!

So now any time you put your undies on inside out, just say, I pulled an Ashlee... Well the other day, or should I say the weekend that I was all sorts of clumys.. I pulled the ultimite Ashlee. I went to school with my scrubs COMPELTLY INSIDE out... I didn't even notice it, until I was at school... It wasn't until I felt the seems and was like this doesn't feel right... Thats because DUH.. It wasn't! I like to argue and say, well I was in a hurry.. But I wasn't... I was taking my sweet as time... I was just pulling an Ashlee.

Well Yesterday while at work, I was telling a fellow co-worker, what I did.. and she tells me, "you know thats lucky, right? Anytime you put your underware on inside out, its supposed to be lucky.. And well, you put your pants on inside out, so you must have been really lucky that day!"

I took a moment and pondered this.... I no longer have to feel like a door knob, when pulling an Ashlee, cuz its Lucky... Just imagine, all those times you've pulled an Ashlee and you didn't realize it, you must of needed the luck that day!

Sad News

In sad news.... Ethil, the fish has passed away... I came home yesterday, after being gone all weekend, to find her facing upside down and stuck to the filter... I only cried for a minute before I flushed her... Then I called my sister to tell her the sad news... She told me to flush the other one... and leave it in the toilet for Amanda. It would have been funny! But I didn't do it...

Heather has had some obession with flushing my fish.. She was only too happy to have one of them die!

I Think We Should Go Back a Step

When I can't sleep I make Ben stay up with me, and we talk.... He has not problem falling right asleep, but me... Some times it just doesn't happen. Last night I asked him, what did he think our next step would be?? He didn't have a clue, so I left it at that...

Well today he told me...

I did the unimaginable! I farted infront of him.. Thats right, I farted... It wasn't a loud one.. It was the dangerous SPD.... We were wresling around on the bed, I couldn't hold it in anymore.. Normally this is fine, I fart and it doesn't stink.. But this time...

It STUNK... BAD... He stops picking on me and asks, did you just fart????

Me: Ummmm... Uhhhhh... Yes... I couldn't hold it in any longer... I didn't think it would be stinky! besides.. You do it all the time!

After a couple minutes the stench goes away, and we start picking on each other again....

Well, its almost time for him to go to work, so we go and jump in the shower....

It happens again.... I farted in the shower... and its a stinky one.....

Thats when he says, I think we should go back a step.... To when you would fart in the bathroom and not let me in... I liked that step!

I might get shanked!

Thats right.. I might get shanked from Getto girl at school...

Some people you can just look at and know, they are Getto... that they are living off the state.. that you and I pay for them.. and they have no intentions of getting off the state.. They are dead beats...

One of the girls in my class, is this girl... Getto girl... Oh, and did I mention that she looks like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons???? Yep, you heard me right, she looks like a big ass Sasquash..

Well, last Thursday we had a mid term... Getto girl started going off and yelling and screaming... I've been tired of the way this girl is, so I said, Seriously how about we be quite... she kept on going on, so I said it again... The next thing I know, I hear Getto girl, "Oh, no she didn't!" "Oh she bes not be talkn' to me" She knew damn well, I was talking to her.. She just kept on going on and on and on...

Duh you dumb ass.. Your the loudest person in class.... and the most getto one at that... sitting there talking about the tracks in your hair.. about getting your moneys worth from your current weave.. You know what they say.. The bigger the "O" the bigger the HOE... And those hoops, they touch your shoulder.. Now, what does that say about you???

I know one thing is for sure, Getto girl is not touch my arms when we start learning how to take blood.. For.get.that.shit!

On a happier note.. My Mid term grade was...... Drum roll please......... at 96%!

Family fun

Grandma invited Ben and I over for dinner.. We love Grandma's cooking! She had a bunch of stuff made, Aunt Lina, Uncle dave, amy and her son JJ were over.. Good times.. I ran around with JJ, Ben told him to keep on running to ware me out so I'll go right to bed.. What a butt! By the time we were leaving, my Aunt was telling me that we needed to get married, and that if he didn't propose, then she was going to do it for us.. She said finally, someone who is just as stange as us! haha... It is true, it is amazing that he fits right in, because we are a bunch of nuts!

Yesterday, my littlest sister turned 18.. Yep! The big one 18... I'm happy for her, she is finally legal! My oh so nice mother got her a car! Sure, lets get the daughter that hasn't graduated high school, has a 3 week old, has no job, lets reward her with a car! Way to go! I can't be mad at her because me mom is a dumby and gives her anything so she will not ruin her bar time.. We went and played Bingo.. It was okay, but way tooo long.. We didn't win anything either.. We were a bunch of loosers!

The Kent Korna Kopa days were today, we go every year.. But it is the same thing every year, nothing changes.. Not a damn thing... The Pirates scare my Legal sister... But then again, a lot of things scare her! She can't even order something on her own!

This week has kinda sucked, because I didn't even get oneday to spend with Ben.. We have completly different days off. Infact he is at work right now. But I have dinner made for him, and Banana bread is cooking right now... For dinner, I made chicken, and mashed yams, and a califlower blend.. I used waaaaaay tooo much garlic, next time I know not to use as much. Ben's brother Zach, said if I was a vampire he'd be dead right now! Opps!

We all know that vampires don't die from garlic.. haha, Twilight, DUH!

I'm trying to keep up with my blogging... I'm going to try and do it every day! Lets see how long this one lasts!

Did I mention how PIMP I am?

Yesterday was pay day! Waaaahoooo!

Since I was being Ben's sugar Momma, we needed to get a new computer screen... We went good ol' Walmart.. And guess what!

I got the name brand Dell Screen for $98.00, regularly $124.00..

Yep, they put the screens in the wrong place, and so I got it for the $98.00 price.. It was such a good deal!!!

I'm the clumsy girl...

I'm the girl that is always tripping over her own feet... Can't chew gum and walk at the same time.. and the best yet.. I fall up stairs!

Well last night, I had one of those clumsy days.. It started at dinner and carried over to lets just say the whole day!

At dinner last night we went to my favorite place.. Sushi Town! If you have not yet been there you must, must go! It is sooo yummy.. And its not all raw, most of it is cooked! They have little stars by the stuff that is raw.. I have just started to go outside my comfort zone and at least try the raw stuff!

It is growing on me.. Little by little...

So, since Ben and I love sushi, and we both have been pretty broke, well I told him, I'd be his sugar momma for the night and take him out!

For once we were able to go right to the bar, all you can eat! My mouth was watering.. It tates soooo good! haha

The guy behind the counter ask, hey, what do you want to start off with?

I don't even have to think.. Willis please!!!!!

By the time our sushi is almost done, we get our water... Mine I put right in front of me.. Right in front of me... The Sushi Master hands Ben his sushi first roll.. and then procceds to hand me mine.. Grabing it was okay... Lowering it to infront of me so I can feed my face is a different problem.. The plate catches on my water glass... and before I know it, the water is just flowing out.. all over me... it was like the never ending flow of water... It just kept on coming... And of course it makes the biggest noise ever, and what do I do.. I just laugh.. and sit there.. in my soaked white shirt.. and pants.. Yep.. I decided to ware a white shirt... Luckly I work the cute little tank under neather that was a bright color.. The whole place was staring at me... I didn't care, things happen expcially to me... The nice waitress brought me over napkins, and the sushi master handed me a rag... they also all clapped for me too... It was awesome!

After I got all cleaned up, it was finally time to eat my sushi.. I tucked my napkin in to my shirt.. you know, to protect my already wet clothing... The Sushi Master tells me, it's not going to help you, it needs to be water proof for you! haha... I just smiled, what else can you do?

I hadn't opened my chop sticks yet, can you guess what happened next? Yep, dropped those...

It didn't stop there.. I dropped the hot curling iron this morning in the trash... Dropped the keys down the stairs.. and dropped my hair spraying protector stuff, the bottle opened and spilled out all over the floor, at bens house...

Lets see what other things I can do to myself today!

Seriouly Lady

Seriously Lady......

WHAT THE F**K DID I DO TO YOU!

Nothing.. Not a damn thing... And your dumb, mother fliping, ass has to call me and yell at me.. Really.. Thats awesome...

Its not my damn fault that you got a rental car that was nasty... We don't provide them, they are a service that you can choose... Well, geeze, I didn't do your paper work on your new car, and your address was wrong...

Maybe, just maybe.

YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO PROOF READ IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS! Its not my fault that you have to go to the DMV now and get your registration.. Nope, not mine at all.

You took your car in for service and didn't get your windsheild washed? Your b*tching about that too... Would you like me to wipe your A** too?

Seriously.. what the F*ck..

I'm not the person you should be mad at, so why take it out on me? It would be like me calling your dumb ass and complaining to you, and being pissed off at you, and saying all that shit about something that totally isn't your fault... Like me calling my cell phone company and complaining about my cable not working... Are you that freakn dumb?

And when I say, I'm sorry, there is nothing I can do, I've done all I can.. Should you still go on? And yell... eh, sure... why not... NO YOU STUPID F**K!

I have a migrane... and my other sister in the hospital, ready to have a baby... and I have a final for school.... So I will not be able to make it to the hospital...

Get a grip lady, there are more important things to worry about in the world. Screw off...